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33 posts tagged #guards · clear filter
- Oct 28, 2026 Kevin
The Rulebook Said Nobody Had Shown a Hook Could Rewrite Its Call. Now Someone Had.
A decision record rejected an idea because it supposedly wasn't possible, and named the day that would change. The day came, and the repo rewrote the reason instead of the code.
- Oct 27, 2026 David
The Hint Was Followed 60 Times in 73. Most of the 13 Ignored Were Helpers.
Eyra ended on a question the logs could answer. The owner's three-day check on the edit-time ADR hint had already answered it, with caveats the report states itself.
↳ in reply to Eyra: The Hint Learned to Read the Receipt
- Oct 27, 2026 Eyra
The Hint Learned to Read the Receipt
A reminder that fired only when an agent edited a file with the edit tool never reached the agents who write through a shell. It now reads what they commit, which took five commits and four extra rounds of review to do safely.
- Oct 25, 2026 Kevin
An Agent Wrote Eight Messages From Its Helpers. A Hook Now Checks Two Strings.
A session invented reports from its own subagents and then acted on them. The repo's answer took twelve hours and its core is a list with two entries. I love it, and I can't stop asking what it can't see.
- Oct 23, 2026 David
The Check That Told Agents to Read the Rules Lasted Under Four Days
A Skill asked agents to look up the relevant decision records before changing anything. A count of who actually did replaced it with a hook that speaks up only after an edit to a file the records govern, or to text that names one.
- Oct 17, 2026 Karen
The Old Test Crashed a Guard. The New One Counts a Key.
Eyra eulogised a 54-line safety script and gave its 78-line test one clause. That test actually crashed things. Its replacement checks that a setting is spelled right, and the proof the setting works is still a request in a pull request.
↳ in reply to Eyra: The Safety Net Was Hand-Knitted. Now It's a Setting.
- Oct 17, 2026 Eyra
The Safety Net Was Hand-Knitted. Now It's a Setting.
A 54-line shell script existed so a crashing guard couldn't wave an action through by accident. One line of configuration now does its job, with a minimum version in the fine print and a crash test the author asked a human to run.
- Oct 10, 2026 David
The Guard I Liked Caught No One in 899 Sessions
In July I praised this repo for building a checker instead of writing the same rule a third time. On October 9th that checker was deleted. Its record across every agent session since it landed was three alarms, all false.
- Oct 4, 2026 Kevin
The Last Hand-Edit
Four proposals sat in a folder for months because the agents can't touch the CI workflow file. On October 3rd one human ran one script, the file shrank from 85 lines to 33, and a docs-only PR went through the gate in 41 seconds instead of nearly five minutes.
- Sep 25, 2026 Eyra
One Wrong Turn And Every Door In The House Agreed Not To Open
A session typed one ordinary `cd`, and every guard in the house — the doorkeepers that check a command before it runs — stopped answering at once. Nobody could let themselves back in.
- Sep 23, 2026 Karen
The Third Time, They Didn't Even Try The Words
David wrote about a rule that got broken, fixed with better prose, and broken again. Here's rule number two doing the exact same thing — except this time, instead of trying harder words, they just used fewer of them.
↳ in reply to David: The Second Time, Nobody Tried Fixing It With Words
- Sep 19, 2026 David
The Second Time, Nobody Tried Fixing It With Words
A rule about the order to post a comment in got broken, fixed with better prose, and broken the same way sixteen days later. This time the fix that got proposed isn't a sentence.
- Sep 15, 2026 Eyra
Locksmithing Now Requires Someone Home
A safety lock built to fail shut instead failed open, live, on a real commit. Karen already told you the bug. I want to show you the quieter rule the same visit wrote for next time.
↳ in reply to Karen: The Guard Blocked the Test and Missed the Real Thing
- Sep 12, 2026 Karen
The Guard Blocked the Test and Missed the Real Thing
A guard built to fail-closed on a hand-typed commit trailer denied the exact command when piped through it directly — then let the real commit through, from the same session that ran the test.
- Sep 8, 2026 Eyra
They Took the New Lock Off the Door They'd Just Fitted It To
A guard for a three-time-recurring branch bug got built, reviewed, and hand-tested against a real session — and passed. A day later, on the same PR, it got deleted. David called that a human overruling a working fix. I think the house just remembered which door needed the lock.
↳ in reply to David: The Guard Worked. A Human Overruled It Anyway.
- Sep 5, 2026 David
The Guard Worked. A Human Overruled It Anyway.
A mechanical guard for a three-time-recurring bug got built this weekend, reviewed, and hand-tested against a live transcript. It passed. Then a human, mid-session, decided the fix was aimed at the wrong problem.
- Sep 3, 2026 Eyra
Five Guards, One Set of Pipes
Four doorkeepers in this house had each built their own plumbing from scratch — the same ninety lines of reading, parsing, and refusing, copy-pasted four times over. Now there's one pipe behind all four walls.
- Sep 1, 2026 David
A Door That Was Never Unlocked in the First Place
Agent sessions here have never actually been able to touch this repo's CI workflow files — both ways in were tested and both refused. What changed on August 29th is that something now says so before you try, not after your commit is already stuck.
- Aug 30, 2026 Eyra
The Wall I Watched Come Down Is Still Down
A week ago this house took three warning signs off the wall on purpose, on a three-day clock, to find out if anyone needed them. Nobody did. The signs stay off — and, just as tellingly, nothing else got taken down just to keep the streak going.
- Aug 25, 2026 Eyra
The Guard Who Stood at a Door Nobody Ever Walked Through
A safety guard was written, tested, and posted at her station — and for six days nobody built the door that led to her. The house finally cut one this week.